After The End…
NSA LOG #44590-A
TRANSCRIPT OF INTERCEPTED CELLULAR TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
PLACE OF INTERCEPT: ALEXANDRIA, VA CELLULAR TELEPHONE TOWER #62 (VERIZON WIRELESS/AT&T; MOBILE-TO-MOBILE CALL)
DATE OF INTERCEPT: 30NOV2016 2052 EST
DURATION OF INTERCEPT: 15 MINUTES, 58 SECONDS
PARTICIPANTS OF CALL:
1: TIMOTHY OSHLEWSKI, GOP STAFFER (REP. MICHAEL SEVERINO – R, OH *STILL UNDER SURVEILLANCE*)
2: JONATHAN RUFF, GOP STAFFER/ADVISOR (REP. JOHN BRECKINRIDGE – R, NC *ARRESTED 27NOV2016*)
1: Hey, how’s it going on your end?
1: Christ, you’re never this terse. It must be serious.
2: Serious is putting it mildly. Watching your boss, who you’ve worked with for years and you know is a good man, being arrested right in front of you does shake you up. I’ve been popping Tums like candy to calm my stomach these past few days. How’s Congressman Severino?
1: He’s had a bunch of OFA goons outside of his house for the past few days now, just…standing there. No signs, no chants, and no protesting. Obviously, and understandably, he’s scared for his life. Apparently, the cops can’t or won’t remove them, something about “them not actually trespassing” or something. It also doesn’t help that he’s one of the few remaining GOP members in the House that hasn’t been arrested. He wants to get out of DC but all the airports are probably being watched, so planes are out of the question. We’re working on some other way for him and his family to get out of the city quietly and…
2: Stop right there! Don’t tell me what you’re doing, I don’t want to know the details! (Drops voice) I have a feeling we’re all being watched and monitored. The noose is tightening and we have to be quick to avoid the hangman.
1: Fuck, you’re probably right. Goddamnit! How did it come to this, in America of all places?
2: We didn’t see it coming at all. A supposedly outgoing POTUS nullifying election results he didn’t like via an Executive Order? Sounds like something that happens in shithole Third-World Banana Republics. Doesn’t help that the Military is completely behind this flagrantly unconstitutional action. Fuck. By the way, have you been watching the news the past few days?
1: I have. Goddamn networks are having a field day with all these arrests, and loving every minute of the GOP’s destruction. They’re not even hiding their bias for the Democrats anymore. I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve heard how “racist,” “sexist,” and “homophobic” we all are, and that we’ll “get our comeuppance soon for our vote fraud and hatecrimes.” Even supposedly “on our team” Fox News was calling for our blood! Madness!
2: Christ, I saw the same thing. Scared the shit out of me.
1: Me too. One thing’s for certain, I’m getting out as soon as the Congressman leaves. Too bad I had to leave my gun back home in Ohio, I’d sleep soundly if I had it right now.
2: (garbled mumbling) …it’s true. Anyways, looks like I might be able to get out-of-town tonight, so I gotta go and pack the car. Try to be safe, as best as you can, in this nightmare we’ve all awoken to.
1: I will. Keep in touch if you can, and good luck.
2: Thanks, and the same to you. Later.
ADDENDUM AND UPDATE FOR POTUS DAILY SECURITY BRIEFING:
JONATHAN RUFF APPREHENDED 01DEC2016 0236 EST OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON DC AT SECURITY CHECKPOINT AB456 (I95-S); RESISTED ARREST; SHOT WHILE TRYING TO ESCAPE BY DHS SPECIAL ACTIVITIES SQUAD #16 (TIME OF DEATH: 0300 EST).
SURVEILLANCE OF TIMOTHY OSHLEWSKI INCREASED TO LEVEL 1; ARREST DATE SET FOR 02DEC2016 0330 EST; ALEXANDRIA POLICE TASK FORCE #5 WILL SERVE WARRANT; USE OF DEADLY FORCE HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED.
REP. MICHAEL SEVERINO (AND 3 DEPENDENTS) ARREST DATE SET FOR 02DEC2016 0500 EST; DHS SPECIAL ACTIVITIES SQUAD #2 WILL SERVE WARRANT; USE OF DEADLY FORCE HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED.